zackisontumblr:

my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police

(via loveiskey24)

batreaux:

i am not concerned with gender roles i am concerned with pizza rolls and you don’t seem to have them so we are done speaking

(via rightfulqueenofwesteros)

pastelbat:

The only dates i get are updates

(via rneowies)

a-large-bearded-man:

fagdral:

does dr pepper have real pepper in it

no but i heard it has real doctors in it

(Source: thorki, via riplilsebastian)

kawaiians:

when we learned about architecture in world history this one kid laughed so hard at “flying buttress” that he started crying and he couldnt breathe and the teacher made him go to the bathroom to cool down

(Source: mensrightsactivist, via tabarnakx)

take a moment to realize you have never seen your face in person, just reflections and pictures

(via winter-is-coming-buy-scarves)

alexbaley:

having ur period is like ur vagina sending u anon hate 

(Source: cosettepontmercy, via assholesfinishlast)

in-fear-ior: the cave by mumford and sons?

Haha okay I’m on my phone so I can’t do the formatting but

Song: great

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